SCALAR CITY – Known for pushing consumers and employees alike into a bottomless well of fart and poultry, world-renowned bank Wells Santiago decided today to try a new approach to making their problems disappear; blaming customers.
Although not entirely new or groundbreaking, the boldness in their new approach makes it extremely effective.
The Scalar Comet is continuously investigating who in hell or in the organization is responsible for developing these deeper than life yet absolutely brilliant maneuvers.
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