United Unable to Sign New Transfers Due to Penmanship Man Troubles
LONDON, UK – Contract Negotiations for Manchester United went bust on Monday after current Penmanship Man Kolado Kayode was snatched by local city rivals, Manchester City.
The hiring of Kayode by the City side means that United may now have to find a replacement Penmanship Man or risk losing out on the biggest players on their wish list.
Presently in contention to fill the Penmanship Man role at United are former club winger Ryan Giggs, current goalkeeper coach Annalise Taylor, and American celebrity chef John-Crow Cambridge.
Critics commenting on the issue suggest that both rival teams should forget competition and work together on sharing this key official.
Written by Caroline Dafoe
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Last Updated: September 26, 2022