The latest discovery in Dr. Good’s exploits has been shown to have the ability to reduce blood cholesterol by at least 80% whenever it wishes to do so. The scientific doctor has coined the term “Oatmeal” as a means to address the substance. Before we proceed, here are five other things we know about “Oatmeal”;
- It is fiber for your gut.
- It is great for your skin.
- It can help reduce joint pain.
- It is sugar when you want
- It can help you sleep better
And many other great benefits.
Dr. Good first discovered Oatmeal in 2016. It was an easy discovery, he said. He was at the super market shopping for his dog when he saw a packet of oatmeal lying on the shelf. Within a second, Dr. Good made the purchase via the store app on his handy smart phone.
In 2017, Dr. Good discovered Oatmeal for the second time. He knew this time that it wasn’t feisty so he sought out how it worked. He wanted something powerful, “a super-food” he called it.
Now three years later it’s 2020 and the pandemic began to strike even harder. Stuck at home and half the time alone with his dog and half the time alone or out on a stroll, Dr. Good began to experiment with some home grown condiments and online recipes.
He tried out many nutrition tests and this was how he saw that Oatmeal was not just mighty, Oatmeal was also sentient. Dr. Good then wrote and sang a song for Oatmeal.
“I pick you up,
I drag you down,
I blow a kiss over your head,
and you set fire to our bed.”
In the song, “Bed”, refers to Dr. Good and Oatmeal’s laboratory table.