Welcome to the Knocking on Doors podcast, where our opinion is just as important as yours.
On this podcast, we listen and we don’t judge.
As a guest on this podcast, we understand that you need to be in control of your own narrative.
We understand that talk is not always cheap—it takes guts to get out of your home to come to speak with us.
That’s why every question we have has been sent in advance to your media team ahead of the interview. And if there’s a segment where you’ve said something that we do not agree with, we are always happy to take it out without your permission.
As a guest on our great podcast, your comfort is our number one priority. Please be advised that all studio furniture and session refreshments are the responsibility of the visiting team to acquire.
We partner with Red Bank Home & Office Supplies co. conveniently located right across the street from our studio to empower you to buy or rent any studio furniture you wish to include as part of our podcast session.
For the entire duration of the podcast, we encourage you to please remain quiet. As indicated above in Section II of this terms of service, every question has been sent to your media team well in advance of the recording session.
Please be sure to bring with you the completed questionnaire along with a grading fee of $5000 to allow us to impartially read and grade your interview responses.
For the multiple choice section of the questionnaire, please choose the option that best aligns with your views on the respective topic.
If the options given appear to be either too extreme or too centrist, then it might be time for you to reconsider some of the life choices that have led you to this moment.
This is not to speak ill of you as our guest, but as the #1 knocking on doors & auto insurance podcast in the nation, we take pride in our ability to guesstimate what our guests have to say, and accordingly, what our viewers long for. Please do not be the one to let us down.
This Terms of Service is between ‘you,’ the ‘Guest,’ and ‘uns,’ ‘die Polizei.’ Please sign your name and come with us.
