Reasons that stocks fell. April 1, 2020.
NY TIME now Stocks on wall street dropped for a record six times in one hour.
NY TIME 8m ago Stocks on Wall Street dropped because you forgot to say thank you.
NY TIME 10m ago Stocks on Wall Street dropped because you didn’t see my message.
NY TIME 20m ago Stocks on Wall Street dropped because you have nothing to do.
NY TIME 34m ago Stocks on Wall Street dropped because you don’t clean your phone.
NY TIME 40m ago Stocks on Wall Street dropped because “why not?”, stocks said.
NY TIME 44m ago Stocks on Wall Street dropped because you forgot your mother’s last name.
NY TIME 53m ago Stocks on Wall Street dropped when you licked your shoes.