To Whom It May Concern, This is a formal note of appreciation for your continued lack of...
Life
Among my group of friends in college, there were a few who were eager to get married,...
Cast not upon them thorn and fire;Rather, send them thoughts of scorn and ire.For, as ogres, vampires,...
Nan wanted me to give up everythingand follow her, like Jesus with the apostles,“and you will be...
Today I tell my doctor about my falling-out hair. It gets everywhere, I complain. I’ve already broken two vacuums because...
Just another ordinary day, the day we were chased by a—Duck. Quite farcical really, as I bolted...
I was usually a well-behaved child but I did get into fights with my older sister. Maybe...
The First (and Probably Only) Definitive Guide to Quicksand Survival Thanks to years of misinformation from Tarzan...
I share two stories when people ask about my mom. The first, from when I was around...
Dee got home from the luncheon at the Senior Center, went to the restroom, and then stood...
