Just another ordinary day, the day we were chased by a—Duck. Quite farcical really, as I bolted...
Life
I was usually a well-behaved child but I did get into fights with my older sister. Maybe...
The First (and Probably Only) Definitive Guide to Quicksand Survival Thanks to years of misinformation from Tarzan...
I share two stories when people ask about my mom. The first, from when I was around...
Dee got home from the luncheon at the Senior Center, went to the restroom, and then stood...
You’re digging off in the corner of your yard where you think tomato plants might grow, where...
A Premarital Test for People Who Really Want to Know How do you know if you are...
The first time you spot sugar ants scurrying across your kitchen counter, you marvel at pairs stopping...
The problem with hibernation is being so hungry when you wake up! The bears never tell you...
‘da fuck you looking at? Yeah, you. You sneakin’ a cigarette? No problem. Got a three-pack-a-day habit...
