the latest discovery
in Dr. Good’s Exploits.
for your gut.
It can help reduce
Like a sugar
when you want.
In 2016, Dr. Good Discovered Oatmeal. It was an easy discovery. He was shopping at the super market.
He was shopping for his Dog. He saw an oatmeal packet. In a second it was bought.
In 2017, Dr. Good Discovered Oatmeal. He knew it wasn’t feisty. He sought out how it worked. He wanted something mighty. A super-food it’s called.
Now three years later, it’s 2020. It’s 2020 as the pandemic struck. Dr. Good was home alone. Dr. Good was bored. Dr. Good was down alone, Just he and his Dog.
He tried out many tests. And this was how he saw. Oatmeal was not just mighty. Oatmeal was slightly sentient.
And so the story goes… Oatmeal wrote and sang a song.
“You pick me up,
you drag me down,
you blow a kiss,
over my head,
and I set fire to our bed.”
In the song, “Bed”, refers to Dr. Good’s laboratory table.